STALLONE AGAIN, NATURALLY (THE SEQUEL)

Sly did not stop with Rocky, and Barry did not stop with the first version of this parody, although I could not find a musical rendition of any of the sequels.

But I figured the lyrics were worth a read...

In a little while from now

when I'm a man, not a mouse

I promised myself to treat myself

to visit a movie house

and fall into my seat

and popcorn I would eat

and watch right there as old Sylvester

Stallone kicks some major keister

putting on the clamps

as the champ, Rocky Balboa

or John Rambo, whose war, you know

is never really ovah.

It makes me want to hurl

at each film he'll unfurl.

Stallone again, naturally.

Yo.

We cheered him in '76

and watched all his later tricks

and he blew things up, and we lived it up

and we all got our needed kicks.

But he went "Over the Top"

let the box-office money drop

then tried comedy, what a travesty.

He should stick to action thrillers.

But I saw "Rambo III," it was just some stupid filler.

And Rocky dumped that Russian bum.

Who's he fighting next, Godzilla?

It's making my brain bleed

'cause it truly is indeed

Stallone again, naturally.

Yo.

It seems that there are more bad films premiering every day.

They're well-intended, but just pretended.

What will we do? What will we do?

(instrumental break)

Stallone, again, naturally.

Yo.

And looking back over the years

as the rain's falling on my ears

I remember how I cried when old Mickey died

and Apollo's death gave me tears.

And at 58 years old

you'd think he could rest his soul.

He's a famous man.

He's got Adrian.

He's even got a Rocky Junior.

By now he's taken on every conceivable villain.

But can't resist a "Rocky VI."

Yo! Sly! You should be chillin'!

But ten bucks I will pay.

Whose film I see today?

Stallone again, naturally.

Stallone again, naturally.

Yo.